SHOOT.BANG.DIES

Tuesday, January 30, 2007 :]

how exciting, blogger sorta forced to use the new google thingy. sheesh how gay
anyways, english was EXCITING.

today's activity was in groups to come up with wrong singlish english that we use. and our scenario was:
IN A SALAD

i bet mr ang was like so amused by our group he refused to say salad. this was how the bad singlish conversation went,

"let us go into salad"
"SIAM LA!"
"you very zhor dang leh"
"eh cherry tomato, dont hum ji la, jump la!"
"dont push here push there la!"
"jialat! my seeds all come out liao"
"stop pushing me la, all my jooce come out oready"
"nehmind la, juice compliment"
"orbeegood"
"see, who ask you geh kiang!"
"wu lang li liao!"
"zao ah!"
"thousand island lai liao!"
"so cold, buay tahan!"
"oh my tian, SPOONS!"
"si liao"
"i lurbb euu forever my fellow vetchtables worxx!"

and thats the story of the salad, the class was very amused too. trying reading it now with the proper english and die laughing with the formalness! XDD

"let us go into salad"
"please move away"
"you are blocking the way"
"dont be afraid, cherry tomato, jump!"
"please dont push!"
"ohno! my seeds are spilling out"
"stop pushing me, my juice is squirting"
"nevermind, the juice compliments the salad"
"serves you right"
"why did you act smart?"
"someone's coming!"
"run!"
"thousand island is approaching!"
"the cold is unbearable"
"oh my, SPOONS!"
"we are dead"
"i love you my fellow vegetables! forever and ever, amen"

this is tooo funny! i think reading it is fun XD

and, last fri we did anion test and the BEAUTIFUL yellow crystals created by iodide test with lead i think. sadly we couldnt bring it home cos its poisonous HAHA

its like snowglobe! how NICEE (:

on the way to conference hall on sat, we noticed this on the bus!

break ASS to open! XDD

look at liAin's thingy,

dou and i dont know what isit called so we go, OHMY, IT IS THE (insert name here) with ivy's leg in the background XDD

and look how much DOUs can eat!

okay, did i mention, i LOVE tuesdays afternoons. HAHA but not tuesdays school. history is screwed. bio is OMG i dont know what to say. sorry mrs ngin ):

OHH sec ones are coming for band tml! how "exciting"! XD and i dont even know what remedials i can be in ENGLISH, PHYSICS and chinese is COMPULSORY. yay, more jiangjun. she wont be here for the entire feb-mar period. HOW SAD ): PLEASEE dont let it be stl! ):

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 :]

okay, i shall stop posting posts about school rules, therefore, i cleared the previous post.

today shall be pictures! and pictures!

the douys came up with something, we have PEE family! consisting of
PIPI, PEAnut, PIppa!
PINUTPA! (:
how exciting, they should take a group photo, SOOOON.

ATTENTION ALL PHYSICS STUDENTS! if you have the purple longman assessment book, please turn to page 106 and look at the extreme makeover i did!

becomes

an ordinary girl with a few liquid paper on the shoes and pure black hair and green uniform. TADA! a MODEL TKGIAN. all thats missing is badge and nametag XD

another gay thing dou and i did was create this out of my postit,

its ms johara in a car! XDD

and another occasion while i was eating dinner, i saw an interesting thing,

CAR SHAPED MACARONI! HAHA

and i guess everyone would know that my arm has recently become a potato. thanks to 2 stupid mosquito bites that turned in nodes and internodes! TSK sooon, shoots of fingers will grow from there, BEWARE! (:

the original nodes and internodes, and with plasters!

i suddenly decided to eat my giant pocky from japan aft my bro opened it, and i realised how HUGEE it was!

DOUY bought this cute foolscap!

its happy feeet! HOW CUTE! (:

random pic i got from deborah's album of japan!

alexa and i after the meiden performance! haha

i suddenly realise giggle has not made its appearance yet! HAHA, THE PUNK ROCKSTAR, GIGGLE the eggflip! (:

ANDD, pictures from beachday!

look at the prefects imposters. mich and kai claims they are the good students and moss is the bad student. YA RIGHT HAHA i still remember i got stuck in my pinafore cos of that!

4E5! LOVE (:

ANDD, farewell'06 pictures!

1,2,3,4,5!

MARSHMELLOW!

sparkles! (:

anddd, i realise i haven upload the countdown fireworks yet!

this, is the nicest of all i think

LOOOK! like its raining stars!

ohh, syf rehearsal! sunrise was soo nice! and we improved! YAY LETS WORK HARDER TOGETHER! (:
the trill! HAHA yest's combine was one of the BEST! (:

okay end of the photos! HAHA
tues = HORROR! bio + history ):
goood luck to me! and all historians! XDD

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 :]

EDITTEDDD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR LAOPO! (:

SWEEET SIXTEEN! (: i love you loads loads uh although we keep divorcing until we dont even know whth we're divorced anot haha <3

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 :]

SOMEONE,

please tell me what is happening to the school now uh. first 1000% WHITE shoes, then no jackets during assembly and now,

NO STAYING IN CLASS DURING RECESS and
CHANGE OF RECESS PLANS

and why all these?
thanks to the DEAREST BABY SEC ONES.
seriously, WHO would be so childish to complain to their mummy,

"mummy! the upper sec gets to go for recess first, so i got no time to eat and have to gobble up my food. i CHOKED and had INDIGESTION"

this is jus what i imagined they would say and this caused ms terry to tell the school during wed morning assembly,

"girls, for the past weeks, the upper sec has been going for recess first. and the lower sec's PARENTS has complained that you dont cooperate and leave the canteen when the bell leave at 1040 and they do not have time to eat their food and so, from today onwards, the lower sec will go for recess first when the bell rings at 1025 and when the bell rings at 1045, the lower sec should leave the canteen and the upper sec will only enter the canteen at 1045 when the bell rings. and i hope the lower sec will cooperate BLAHHBLAHBLAH ......"

i didnt continue listen cos i got too pissed. anw those werent the exact words, i was like complaining like mad. please take note, PARENTS COMPLAIN? hello, this is a SECONDARY school not PRIMARY school. please be more INDEPENDENT. just cos of this small thing abt recess you complain to your parents. gosh, not like we didnt have this when we were in sec1, so LIVE WITH IT. are you gonna make sure that the school makes your recess first all your life til you graduate? and when you become upper sec, get your parents to complain again and make the school change again? seriously, like as if you will cooperate. correction, as if you cooperated. I SAW SEC ONES queing infront and behind of us at the drink stall at 1050! i was so pissed, i went

"MA DE! what are they doing here man bloody people. what is the time now hur? 1050! and they are still here, stupid people......"

yea the one behind stared, ran away then the ones behind stared and still bought their drinks. SHEESH man. i could have killed them on the spot! complain and they get what they want and use their parents as their weapon and take it for granted? MA DE. cos of this, make me curse so much today la, TSK

oh and the no staying in class thing,

"and you are not allowed to stay in class during recess from today onwards. going out from your classrooms is good as it gets you away from your classroom environment and see far, its good for your eyes. and we have found that some students stay in class and eat and do not dispose the rubbish properly and attract pests and for instance we had rats. and we had quite a number of thefts last year and so to prevent these from happening, there will be prefects on duty to make sure noone stays in class. anyone found in the corridors or in the classrooms, will be booked. anyway, you can save electricity."

SERIOUSLY. theft is a valid reason. but the thefts last year has been commited NOT during recess -.- and saving electricity? someone said, "then on one fan and one light only lor" seriously, our GREEN uniforms are alr helping our eyes! tsk

today during ss, ms wong said that her previous sec school wrote a petition to the principals to allow them to wear traditional costumes during racial harmony day. although it didnt succeed, the principal took note of it and took some action to the problem la.

i wanna write a petition too la! but then, i dont want the school leaders to remember me forever and think i am some rebel. it is my last year of school. HOPEFULLY SOMETHING IS DONE SOON befre i curse all the lower sec to die.
DAMN THE PRISON SCHOOL. BOO

watch out man, my set of rules are coming your way..

OHHH and johara was sooo FUNNY today! tml is our sound self test and she found out we know its hard and the convo goes,

"HOW YOU KNOW!"
"cos the other classes told us"
"what! you ask them or they tell you"
"they told us it was hard"
"HOW CAN THEY! THEY PROMISED! THEY PROMISED NOT TO TELL! THEY BROKE THE PROMISE! i knew i shouldnt have trusted their innocent faces!"

and then she told us abt the test,

" the test is gonna be VERY difficult, the first question you will be so shock that you'll jump off your seat the 2nd qn is easy the 3rd qn is so hard you'll shiver and by the time you gather yourself back for the 4th qn, the time is up"

PLEASE imagine her saying that with a straight face. its so funny. I LOVE HER LESSONS (: yea and i think i am in phys remedial. she said those 49 and below i had like 48?! TSK

AND I HAD FUNN with our set work in mep today, i love studying the score with my cute yellow book haha (:

PLEASE WATCH THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA
its SOOO CUTE. it was like recommended by 8days la! HAH

GREEN TEA, LOVE! (:

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Monday, January 15, 2007 :]

okay, i am here to say stuff uh. that hopefully the school wont hooot me or smth.

today, in morning assembly, as you know its like the cold season so almost like 50% of the school was like wearing jackets, sweaters, pullovers, windbreakers blahh.

and mrs lim went, GIRLS next time i would like you to take off your jackets etc and put it on your bag for assembly as this is a formal school assembly.

i was like WTH. first the 1000% white shoes and now NO JACKETS. whats next man. i was so pissed with that that i complained almost the entire way up to class. so net and i came up with a list. we called it,

SCHOOL RULES OF THE NEAR FUTURE
PS the rules get more and more ridiculous along the way

#1 watches are to be 2cm in radius and ONLY round faces are allowed with a black or dark navy blue strap of 5 holes worn on the RIGHT HAND

#2 no jackets are allowed in school even though you are freezing. only cca jackets are allowed and proposal must be submitted to school with the school values crest etc on it.

#3 ONLY frameless ROUND non-tinted, clear specs are allowed. NO CONTACT LENS. spotcheck would be made and you are to open your eyes BIG during that

#4 handphones and mp3s are to be same model BUT not to be seen nor heard still. and only song(s) in mp3 allowed are the school song and national anthem

#5 school song and national anthem are to be sung at same volume pitch frequency and amplitude (a machine will be measuring that)

#6 ALL students are to use the same brand of bag, pencil cases, pens pencils wallet etc and at any one time only ONE black ONE blue ONE red ONE green pen and ONE pencil ONE ruler and ONE eraser are allowed

#7 bring ONLY enough money for the day (<$5) and your ezlink ONLY

#8 KHONG GUAN biscuits would be sold at the canteen together with a cup of warm milo for recess

#9 ONLY ONE type of hairstyle is allowed, ONE PONYTAIL all the SAME haircut

#10 EVERYONE MUST have the SAME handwriting. if not possible, please buy pets penmanship book to practice

#11 all parents who drive within 100m from the school compound must have green cars. if you do not understand where is the 100m learn locus in sec4 *bring a compass and ruler

#12 CANNOT take neoprints in school uniform

#13 EVERYONE must walk with their right food forward first in the same speed and same rhythm

#14 SAME BRAND OF SHOES

#15 you are only allowed to create music with the provided pianos and instruments that is the SCHOOL SONG

*NOTE ALL ITEMS CAN BE PURCHASED AT THE SCHOOL BOOKSHOP. UY 3 GET ONE FREE! XD

oh how patriotic are we to be so nation and school orientated -.- seriously, THE DISALLOWMENT of jackets will lead to these, SOON. i mean they scared we use them to hide our badge and nametag? i admit i did that but now, who cares abt that! we are COLD for goodness sakes! tsk

anyway, today during english ang wee jin made us debate,
can guys and girls have a platonic relationship? (article can be found life section page6 btw)
i have like different reactions!

* charmaine (-0`/ ; ATLAS 3! (: [not mapling!] says:
eh cuz, afterall, both guys and girls do endure nice relationship last time? so they will still make friends? haha
i mean they went out together last time cuz they've the same interest, so this interest keeps them gg?
diplomacy without deterrence is like music without instruments says:
i mean do you make friends esp guy friend by their looks or personality or the "clicking thing"
* charmaine (-0`/ ; ATLAS 3! (: [not mapling!] says:
personality
haha sometimes clicking thing too larhh
haha aye it's like
plantonic relationship is there, when both guys and girls are attracted by the same interest and personality
haha same interest like, both like music that kind la!

okay that, is not elaborate enough but this,

xuhui:
i have a platonic relationships what free from physical desire.then again, who knows. hormones are uncontrollable at this age.then again.come to think of it noyou cant have a platonic relationship if its in Real lifeour five senses generally are the input for our hormones. so for eg; nowwe're on the internetits just personality to personalityno physical no sensual desire or w/eit is by nature that we are attracted to the opposite sex. unless of course *ahem*and the five senses are the ones which helps us identify the correct sex blah blahso if its in virtual realityyes
yeahso its platonicbut onces its in real life.things changebecause its nature.do you know that in the past men attract women with their BO. women who likes the BO of the men will be attracted to them.its nature's way well, that is, how nature workswe are, a sort of animal thats our "mating method" in the primitive age

cheem huh

: D WUSUAN . [twins;] ___ ; FINE -.0 says:
should be can ? HAAH
i dunno ? cause i dont really have a best firend that's a guy ? hahah they're jst all FRIENDS. cause its possible to remain as friends relationship ?

how brief. like today alot people in my class say that, girls are mostly able to trest guys as best friends but then guys think otherwise an blahh cos esp we're in girls school everyone is our friend so having a normal guy friend is normal but for guys maybe its diff cos HEMS some guys are shallow. ya i also dont know what is my view too but i think this topic is interesting so i decided to post it. HAHA

TODAY, is our FIRST phsyics lab lesson with johara. and she was being funny as usual again! XD

the ripple tank was spoilt so she was like holding it then aft she demo-ed she was like, OKAY THE SHOW ENDS HERE. and she patted the thing and said thankyou!
then she hit the tuning fork twice and said, this is the start of the magic show
then she demo-ed the slinky and then aft that, she went to hit it again and said, END OF SHOW

imagine it la! so hilarious! and i took laods of pictures of the slinky. i think she saw me, who cares!

slinky in the box!

longitudinal waves!

transverse waves!

cute slinky with random fingers!

then ivy demo the climbing down the stairs thing! so cool la. andd, THERE WAS A BURST PIPE! haha so chem expt was cancelled! haha (:

ohoh, and i jsut foun out today that hilary pang lives one floor above me, how scary. EVERYONE asks me to go get maths tuition for her. gosh and how qiao that tml is the emaths CA. speaking of that, i should get started on that. haha befre that i would like to quote:

"diplomacy without deterrence is like music without instruments" said by the great german king, frederick the GREAT! HAHA

btw, i took a random MESSY picture of my room

look at the state of it, its gonna stay like that still mayeb aft Os! haha
btw Os results out in THREE WEEKS ):

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 :]

okay, this post is gonna be random, i need to update once every week unless i am really busy if not it'll be like so dead here.

i realise i haven made my new year's resolution yet leh. i shall make them now!

#1 study hard, duh right. reach all my targets!
#2 use less of the com!
#3 start studying earlier instead of going mad the day before
#4 not to sleep in class so much, and listen!
#5 pass my grade7 and survive mep, pleaseee
#6 survive physics esp electricity ):
#7 dont keep grudges with people!
#8 for yixiu, not to talk so loud HAH
#9 find time to have fun with dear friends especially jo and mao! (:
#10 keep my room neat
#11 be nicer to my bro
#12 LOVE EVERYONE! HAHA

okay, these should be enough to keep. so, i shall just stick with them.

and i shall proudly announce that I LOVE PHYSICS LESSONS NOW! (: thanks to johara! really, she brings joy to physcs lessons. eh her lessons her just like normal but her actions and words are HILARIOUS LOL. for example today,

GIRLS, when i talk normally, you can hear me and 4/6 and 4/4 cannot hear me. when i SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE, they can hear and may wonder what is happening. and when i SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE, the whole schoool can hear me and the principal will think what the teacher in 4/5 is doing. and when i talk like this, can you hear me? (YES) can you hear me? (YES) can you hear me? (YES) can you hear me? (YES) and then i think she gave up hah.

i tell you, the dimuendo thing she did is super hilarious la! and her expression is funny. 4/6 says they just said yes aft awhile to fu yan her. and i tell you, when the entire class keeps laughing she can still teach with the same straight face and she's funny. she brings joy! (:

PS her TOP OF HER VOICE, is like her normal voice so i dont think other classes can hear xD

andand, me and kaiyi's motivation in class is that tvb pullout of the tvb award nominees. did i tell you how OMG lam looks in there. HAHA (:

DID I MENTION, I NOW HAVE A DA SAO! HAHA HOW EXCITING! XD

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Saturday, January 06, 2007 :]

WORLD, i have received word that,
THE BOUNCING THING IS FUN. i told you, its ADDICTIVE! lol have fun playing with it!

yes and we had BEACH DAY on friday. no, its not like the annual band beach day. its class outing. we're so smart to take bus to tao nan then walk. and on the way we had fun waving to the others walking! LOL

the food was exciting. the CRENATED sausages were amazingly, NICE (: and i, got attaked by stupid birds wanted my tuna sandwich! lol cos they dont eat onions!
scavanger hunt by our group was exciting. we jus sat there laughing at them looking for stuff. like FLAT STONE. and borrowing thingys. LOL then ners' group was like fighting was us about GAAAARRYYY! *meow

so the winner is ners' group although they insisted fighting. and congfen's group had to do forefeit, take photo with 3 random people. LOL and so, class picture etc. and i got stuck in my pinafore LOL nut, I WANTT PICTURES! (:

then the DOUs came to my house to bathe! ~~PANTIES!~~ okay thats rather obscene but anw, then we went for band and blahhblahhblahh.

ANYWAY WORLD,
i also wanna announce that i am gonna it a point to only come online on tues, thurs and weekends. so hopefully, you'll only see me on tues thurs and weekends! lol cos i MUST study!
study study study.

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY QUEK WUSUAN! (: HAHAHA she disallowed me to add something there tsk.

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007 :]

WELCOME TO THE NEW YEAR 2007 WORLD! (:

last day of 2006 wasat douy's house. really, her mum really stuffs us with LOADS AND LOADS of food. and for the first time i managed to eat durian icecream cake. humans, DURIAN. APPLAUSE PLEASE!
uh huh, we went to the playground and played on the swingg! (: it was lovee. long time never swing alr. aft many rounds of swinging and teachign mich to go higher, we went back for MORE FOOD. i think i as the fullest person on earth. but i love the SPECIAL STUFFS! XD

and then i was escorted to tanah merah mrt where i headed off to countdown fireworks! since we had alot of time to spare we went to ps arcade and played the drum and drumset game, drove daytona and was forced to play ddr on a FULL stomach. tsk! but mine was beginner mode HAHA

so we decided to set off to esplanade alr. at citylink, there was like no down escalator and people were like trying to go down from the up one. it was SO HILARIOUS LA. so when we reach marina that area i went, "omg look at the amount of people!" and wusuan insisted on correcting me to the number of people cos people could be counted but then there are toooo many! tsk

after many attempts of squeezing, we managed to find a spot which was near to last time which was not bad. and the sms network got jammed!

FIREWORKS WERE LOVE (:

and in a flash, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOOOL! (: how exciting!

lets summarise the teachers,

eng - ang wee jin
chem - ho bee eng
bio - mrs ngin! (:
phys - johara!
hist - mdm hassan
ss - wong I? who's that la!
emaths - snape
amaths - snape

can you believe it?! SNAPE FOR BOTH. there is like no definite e or a maths lessons la! she happy then she choose what to teach la! tsk

we had like THREE talks in the hall today. so xian. and we planned for beach day on fri! (: our group got SCAVENGER HUNT! hahaa cant wait for friday! i think friday is like the most tiring day la! lessons, beach, band, tuition. BAHHH

uh huh this year is weird to be the oldest in the school! like no more seniors in the school and the sec2s get greeted and soon when the sec1s get the new nametag, i'd be like OMG, THE SENIORS ARE BACK? haha

and STUPID MSN. refuses to let me sign in! aft dwayne told me he was gonna eat, i said okay i am gonna blog. i wanted to reply dionne then POOF i was signed out and couldnt sign in again. i restarted the com twice, deleted and downloaded msn, tried web messenger, tried signing in on the com. NOTHING WORKS. bah but shell can still sign in for me. BAHH

new year resolutions, forget THAT. sigh

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